[ complains, complete with his most offended face: ] I don't actually want to lose!

[ and then he's paying attention to the screen. this premise is dumb, he's about to say, when all of a sudden there are, what the hell are those, pirates? he has to laugh. ] Haha, this is stupid... [ which he knows kuramochi knows, but he just thought he should mention it. he continues, voice flat. ] Gee, I wonder how she's gonna get the gun to shoot the stupid sharks...